Love is... well. What is love? I don't know. Robin doesn't either. He thought it was wasps for a while, but wasps are wasps and not love. We're pretty sure on that one. Though that does lead onto a further question: do wasps know what love is? Again, we have no idea. Robin thinks they do, but Robin just found out what a wasp is, so frankly I wouldn't bank on that.
Green Milk Presents: LOVE BOAT
Saturday 10 February
With Special Guests Adam Riches, Jessie Cave, Richard Todd & Patrick Turpin
What I would bank on is the wonderful feelings of love, warmth, affection and sex that will be floating around the room on the 10th of February at the next GREEN MILK COMEDY.
That's right beautiful babes, we're jumping on the love boat to celebrate Robin's body and get all wavey one more time.
Joining us on this trip is the muck around artist, and all-round miscreant Adam Riches. Fresh from shoving a Viennetta down his pants at the last Green Milk, we can only guess what he's got in store for us this time.
★★★★ - The Times
★★★★½ - Chortle
Making her Green Milk debut is Jessie Cave and her menagerie of magical characters that somehow appear from her own face.
★★★★★ - Broadway Baby
Sliding his way down the stern is the surreptitious stylings of odd bod Richard Todd.
★★★★ - The Scotsman
Finally, running the on-deck canteen is Morison's member's club member, Patrick Turpin.
Making the night almost everything that it is, is our very own Robin Hill.
EXPECT: A literal boat. Lots of booze. Many, many laughs.
So be prepared for a night of love aboard the boat that just don't know how to moor.
There might be wasps too.
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